Dairy Daydreamers T-Shirts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

Cheese

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

The Nihilist Deli.

World of Cow.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Yoghurt man

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'