Dairy Daydreamers Gifts

"Frank! You're early! I never wanted you to see me like this!!"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Cheese

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cheese Pile

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo-Magrams Exams

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

World of Cow.

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

The Nihilist Deli.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'How now, brown cow?'

A consumer guide to cheese.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Yoghurt man

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!