Dairy Farm Enthusiast Gifts

Hop, skip and dump.

'I'll call you back. I think I'm being followed.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'