Dairy Farmers Gifts

Bar Code Cows.

Cow Pollen

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

recycle farmers

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Important Food Groups

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'