Dairy Farmers T-Shirts

Bar Code Cows.

Cow Pollen

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

recycle farmers

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow's straw

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Important Food Groups

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"They’re real."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Pull the udder one

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Milkin' Impossible