Dairy Farmer Advocate T-Shirts

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Cow and Milk

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Moo! OOM!

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"