Dairy Farmer Advocate Pillows

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Important Food Groups

Cow's straw

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Pull the udder one

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

Cow and Milk

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Moo! OOM!