Dairy Producer Gifts

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Cow

'Strawberries and cream'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Yoghurt man

'No doubt, that's the cow that gives us fat-free milk!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Cow's straw

Important Food Groups

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"They’re real."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..