Milk Producer Gifts

How Long Life Milk Is Made.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Important Food Groups

"He's such a fussy eater."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Cow's straw

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

A Tit for Tat.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'