Milk Master Gifts

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Dairyman with frozen pump

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Pull the udder one

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"I think the milk's off!"

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Wait. Let it breathe."