Milk Master Mugs

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Dairyman with frozen pump

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Pull the udder one

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think the milk's off!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"How almond milk is made"