Milk Maid Gifts

An Irish Model.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Cook and her Maids

Tilly Slowboy

Slow Night

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'But you said to clean my room.'

Cow and Milk

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

In the art gallery

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Saying Grace.

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Welcome to the United States."