Milkmaid Dreams Gifts

Sorry, but I have needs!

Romance

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

The star hunters

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Cook and her Maids

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Cow and Milk

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Breakfast surreal.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Saying Grace.

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

In the art gallery

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Welcome to the United States."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.