Milking Master Gifts

"Be careful of this guy, he's all hands."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Brothers Grime

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Pull the udder one

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Important Muscles.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"How almond milk is made"

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'