Milking Master Gifts

Looking for a gift for your creative dairy enthusiast? Our 'Milking Master' collection features products that blend humor and artistry, perfect for those who love to celebrate milking mastery in style. From amusing mugs to witty t-shirts, each item showcases a playful tribute to the craft of dairy. Ideal for farmers, cheese lovers, or anyone passionate about dairy, these items make everyday moments milkingly fun and memorable.

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"Be careful of this guy, he's all hands."

"Be careful of this guy, he's all hands." mockup

"Be careful of this guy, he's all hands."

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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.' mockup

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

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'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.' mockup

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

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'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.' mockup

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

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The Brothers Grime

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"He's such a fussy eater."

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Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth. mockup

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

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'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!' mockup

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

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A Tit for Tat.

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"They’re real."

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Pull the udder one

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"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'." mockup

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!' mockup

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

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'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.' mockup

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

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"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder." mockup

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

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Important Muscles.

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"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!" mockup

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

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TV Chef Cooking Range

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'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

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'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile. mockup

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

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'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...' mockup

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

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Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

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'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!' mockup

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

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"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work." mockup

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

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"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected." mockup

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

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'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?' mockup

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

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"How almond milk is made"

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"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner." mockup

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" mockup

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.' mockup

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

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Milking Master Gifts Collection

Milking Master Mugs

Explore our collection of 'Milking Master' mugs—fun, humorous designs perfect for dairy enthusiasts and lovers of playful coffee cups.

Milking Master Pillows

Bring dairy-inspired humor into your home with our 'Milking Master' pillows—quirky, comfortable, and full of personality for dairy lovers.

Milking Master Prints

Decorate with humor using our 'Milking Master' prints—vibrant artistic designs celebrating the craft and fun of milking.

Milking Master T-Shirts

Find your new favorite dairy-inspired t-shirt with our 'Milking Master' designs—funny and artistic, ideal for dairy hobbyists and creative souls.