Milking Maestro Gifts

Pull the udder one

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Orchestra.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Burnt or Raw?

A Tit for Tat.

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

The Chop House