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Pull the udder one

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Orchestra.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

Burnt or Raw?

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

Bach Doubles