Milk Maestro T-Shirts

'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. You're been giving 110%.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I love eating out.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Here he comes with the milk check, let him do the talking.'

'I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk.'

'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'

A Tit for Tat.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Higher milk production

"He's such a fussy eater."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Burnt or Raw?

Pull the udder one

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Patissier

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'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'