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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Burnt or Raw?

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Bach Doubles