Milk Maestros Gifts

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Burnt or Raw?

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'