Milking Marvel T-Shirts

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

Pull the udder one

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Macho man body building club.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"I think the milk's off!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"How almond milk is made"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Iron Man Competition"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'I must be getting old. I've stopped trying to come up with ways to drive you crazy.'

'Be gentle with me!'

'I recently became a veggie.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Cow being clamped for milk.