Milk Magician T-Shirts

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"How almond milk is made"

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'No doubt, that's the cow that gives us fat-free milk!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Domestic Goddess.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

A Tit for Tat.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

"Everything's gone up."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'