Milk Magician Pillows

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"How almond milk is made"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'No doubt, that's the cow that gives us fat-free milk!'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Team Leader

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

A Tit for Tat.

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Everything's gone up."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'