Milk Maverick Pillows

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Biker Hell No

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"He's such a fussy eater."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Grandma's caf

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"I think the milk's off!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?