Milk Maverick Gifts

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'You need to lay off those calcium supplements.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Biker Hell No

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

Grandma's caf

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"I think the milk's off!"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!