Milk Marvel Gifts

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

What's in the milk today?

'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"I think the milk's off!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .