Milk Marvel T-Shirts

Dairy Products "It must be that genetically modified stuff"

What's in the milk today?

'The milkman left 28 pints. He's off on a month's holiday.'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"He's such a fussy eater."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"I think the milk's off!"

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."