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'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They’re real."

A Tit for Tat.

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Spilled Milk

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.