Milk Mechanics Admirer Pillows

Milk production

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Spilled Milk

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"How almond milk is made"

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'