Milk Bottle Master Pillows

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

Pull the udder one

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

The Perfect Cannonball

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"How almond milk is made"

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

Bach Doubles

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'I love eating out.'