Milk Magic Explorer Gifts

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Frog Prince

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

This little pig's house was a facade.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"How almond milk is made"

The Magic Float

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

Take me to your lactator!

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Why have you brought me here?"

Baby drinking competition

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.