Milk Magic Explorer Prints

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Frog Prince

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

This little pig's house was a facade.

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"How almond milk is made"

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Baby drinking competition

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!