Cereal Maverick Gifts

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'Play it again, Sam.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Grandma's caf

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hairstyles

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I love Marimba

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Music Freak.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"You fit in. You just don't match."