Culinary Maverick Gifts

Multi-tool cutlery.

'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Feast

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

The Perfect Foil

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Quartet of chefs.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.