Culinary Maverick Gifts

Multi-tool cutlery.

'But Antony, I thought you only stole wine and cheese?'.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Feast

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Quartet of chefs.