Culinary Mastermind Gifts

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Woman planning dinner party.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

The Origins of Everything

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Quartet of chefs.

Cereal Tasting.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Namasteak"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

Mediterranean Martini

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Spatula Conductor

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Paul Bocuse caricature

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'A sandwich?'