Culinary Mastermind Pillows

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Woman planning dinner party.

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

The Origins of Everything

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Quartet of chefs.

Cereal Tasting.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Namasteak"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Mediterranean Martini

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Spatula Conductor

'A sandwich?'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"