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"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Honestly, I don't know how I cooked all those years before I got the husband gate."

'Oh, that is the businessman's lunch, sir -- 'lean and mean.''

'Dunno. It lacks something.'

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

Domestic Goddess.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

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'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

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Schoolboy with lunch box.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

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"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

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