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"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Honestly, I don't know how I cooked all those years before I got the husband gate."

'Oh, that is the businessman's lunch, sir -- 'lean and mean.''

'Dunno. It lacks something.'

"In the kitchen preparation is everything. Here's one I prepared earlier, & here's one I prepared even earlier."

"Baldo, you promised to never bring up the subject of buying a car during mealtime."

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Domestic Goddess.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

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"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'After you with the camouflage.'

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'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

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