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'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

Hungry child

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

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"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'After you with the camouflage.'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

A spider meal prepping

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Chef: In Case of Emergency - can opener and canned food.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"