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"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Little Dark Specks

Butcher shop +

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen