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"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Time to buy.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

Looks like another profit's warning

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.