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"It's great for quesadillas."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Welcome to Margie's Microwave Cooking School! -- ZAP! Be sure to tune in at this same time tomorrow....'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

The end is near