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'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Muscles

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"Like that?"

'Gesundheit.'

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Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Nature Lovers

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.