Marathon Maven T-Shirts

'... Say, are you sure we're allowed a lunch break?'

"I ran a whole marathon before. You don't see me bragging about it."

"I got tired of running."

Muscles

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Nature Lovers

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Career Elevator

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

The end is near

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

So Far So Good

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Team Leader

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Moon Martini

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

Body Building Mishap

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."