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"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Lost glasses,

Muscles

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The Cattle show Week.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Stunning politeness.