Marathon Mavens Prints

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Lost glasses,

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Muscles

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Body Building Mishap

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."