Marrow Mavens Prints

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Pre-Old Blues

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

Body Building Mishap

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'