Marrow Mavens Gifts

'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The Cattle show Week.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"You just made medical history Mr Burnside. Your're the first one ever struck by lightning while on a bed pan."

Body Building Mishap

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'