Magic Mavens Gifts

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Muscles

Swiss army knife

Myths and legends...

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Medieval headlines.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"Accepting for..."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Body Building Mishap

strong man bends an iron bar

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'