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'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

EEK! You've got hat hair!

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Muscles

Swiss army knife

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Medieval headlines.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Your mascara is running."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"Accepting for..."

Ralph Stanley

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Body Building Mishap

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Agatha Christie

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'