Monster Mavens T-Shirts

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Body Building Mishap

Life is ghoul

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Department de Philosophie

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

Monkey Rejection

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Cinema nasties

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

The Monster Under the Bed.